The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...