New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...