A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Term dictionary
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A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...