Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...