Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...