Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...