The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...