Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...