Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.