Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...