Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...