What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...