A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...