Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...