What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...