Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...