A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!