Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...