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At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Hard cheese!
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Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
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Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
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Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Flowers
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Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.