What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
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Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.