Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...