Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...