I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Death of an Eel
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Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
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Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Mind telling me the time?
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The pre-birth class
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Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
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