Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
You’re in great health
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What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Kermit the Frog
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Married/Single Man Envy Riddle
Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one...