Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...