Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...