A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Fight to win a case
|A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...