What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...