Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong