Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...