Process-Oriented God
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Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
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What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Old Chinese proverb
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Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...