Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
New college classes for men!
College Classes For Men:1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop2. Introduction to...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...