Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
A woman and her lover are on the bed…
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall...