Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...