A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...