I Want Some Milk
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LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Italian.
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry...