A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...