Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...