bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...