WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...