Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION