Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...