Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
Read This!
Isn’t it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...