Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...