The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!