Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...