Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...