You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...