Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....