Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
Guess the instructions.
Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer – NO CHEATING!1....
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...